There was a palpable buzz about the Theatre Royal for Jack and the Beanstalk and every one the cast oozed star quality.
New panto dame Tony Maudsley touched down from Benidorm as Dame Trot – and proved to be a revelation. How he’s managed to avoid the panto season up until now we’ll never know – but he’s going to be at the top of the "wanted" list this time next year, whether he’s busy as Kenneth or not.
He arrived in his TV character’s trademark hot pants and his opening number, a wonderful rendition of Danny la Rue’s signature tune The Girl With a Little Bit Extra, was perfect for panto – raising a laugh for families and giving a little bit extra for the grown-ups (if you know what I mean!) Dame Trot also scored well with some of the best lines, as well as some of the rudest double-entendres.
And then there’s the seasoned pros Paul and Barry, the Chuckle Brothers, playing her sons, and bringing the house down with tried and tested routines that had many of the audience crying with laughter. Picture pensioner Barry in his frilly knickers and nothing else and you’ll start to get the idea…
Their opening got some of the biggest squeals of the night as their naughty presents once more meant different things to different people. Their squabbles, giggles and mastery at working the audience fitted seamlessly with the plot. Perfect family fun.
Meanwhile, it’s always Chico time with Jack (yes, he sang it), and his own striptease at bedtime had a little more wow-factor than it did x-factor!
Daniel Boys was suitably hiss-worthy as Fleshcreep, while Sarah Earnshaw was eminently lovable as the Spirit of the Beans, keeping our story moving forward and helping out the Trots in their quest to rescue diminutive Princess Apricot (Gemma Buckingham) from the giant’s lair.
Ian Gledhill was a ready-made stand-in as King Crumble for the press night, and was a wonderfully gentle and transparent chap as he fell for the colourful Dame’s amorous advances.
We also embarked on an amazing 3D trip inside the Giant’s castle. Just a word of warning though – you might need to let very small children know there are rats, maggots, spiders and more leaping out at you once the 3D specs are on your nose.
This year’s panto is so much more than just the laughs. The musical numbers, led by Allan Rogers and his band, were all top-notch. The comedy was spot-on, even if the audience was sometimes half a beat behind the quickfire repartee of the leads.
It’s a sparkling antidote to winter and one of the best Christmas shows in years.
