Friday, December 15

Beauty and the Beast panto, Theatre Royal Nottingham

It’s only the second time since 1867 that Beauty and the Beast has been performed here. 
Yet with a hint of fairy tale magic, some sizzling special effects, colourful costumes and loads of belly laughs thrown in, it will surely be back before another 100 years is up.
As always, the comedy moments proved the biggest hits, with cheeky Ben Nickless – back for his fourth panto at the Theatre Royal – perfectly nailing a routine where his Apple watch filled in his missing words. Then later on his DVD collection provided some rather apt (if not altogether safe-for-work) commentary on  panto dame Andrew Ryan’s night out with some poor fella in the front row of the stalls. 
A personal highlight was the traditional staple “If I Were Not Upon This Stage”. You can’t really beat the tried and tested routines, and this one left tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks well into the curtain call. Another set-piece, the pleasant pheasant pluckers, had the cast in stitches too – along with most of the adults watching, though thankfully this one went over the heads of all those kids in the crowd. 
The lovely Sherrie Hewson, a local lass of course, provided the glue between the scenes as Mrs Potts-Temple-Savage, with some traditional audience interaction to help the fairy story along, although in truth there was already a fair pace to the action and a good mix of fairy tale, comedy and song. 
Benidorm’s Sherrie, previously a star of Coronation Street, sometimes looked a little alone on stage when she was chatting with the audience – it would only have taken a couple of dancers as her escorts to leave her looking less lonely on what is a very big stage.
We loved the baddie, Trent Bridge, played by Danny Bayne, already a veteran of musical theatre and TV entertainment news. Perfectly over-the-top, he took to the stage with just the right amount of fun to hit the mark as Deadly Nightshade’s henchman. Deadly herself (Natalie Spriggs) should really have attracted more boos from the auditorium but had so many lines the audience really needed to listen to keep up! 
Naomi Slights was a ringer for Disney’s Belle, helped along by some wonderful wardrobe. Her beau, Ben Richards from Footballers’ Wives and Hollyoaks, perfectly captured the torment of being the beast. And while the classic dining room scene came alive thanks to some nifty dance work from the young Theatre Royal Babes ensemble, my favourites were the dancing jammie dodgers. 
If you’ve got some very young children you might need to hold their hand towards the end of Act One, when Beast slays the kraken – but not before an amazing piece of stagecraft brings it terrifyingly to life within inches of the audience’s noses. 
The in the second act, it’s time to slip the 3D glasses for the haunted Forest, complete with all its creepy crawlies to give the I’m A Celebrity critters a run for their money.